i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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