I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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