just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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