i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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