So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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