so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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