Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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