There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize