Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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