Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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