Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think i have two assholes
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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