well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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