Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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