Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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