I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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