We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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