school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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