Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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