STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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