margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She said her name was "party"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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