wat bout pragnant strippers??
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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