I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
