Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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