Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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