and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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