I've blown a few things in my day
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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