Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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