He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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