My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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