He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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