so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
