You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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