My brain says no but my pants say off.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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