New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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