Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was born a porn star she said
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
