sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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