she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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