The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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