btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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