I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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