I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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