Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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