of course. lets lasso hookers.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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