either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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