Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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