she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize