I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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