Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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