people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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