Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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