You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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