So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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