is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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